Goat horns smell bad

This week, the topic of my article was suggested to me. Why is it that some people, men and women both, seem to be only body oriented? If a woman has big breasts, men stare at them and not at her. If a man has a nice behind, the women tell him to walk away from them. (Big line in Texas: I hate to see him leave, but I sure like to watch him walk away!) And sometimes, it's not even parts of the body that have someone overwhelmed. Sometimes it can be long hair or a beard or pointy fingernails. (Hey, some people have strange fetishes.)

If you should find that you're being used for a specific body part, here are a few suggestions on what to do:

1. If it's your large hooters that are attracting the attention, the next time you hold a conversation with a man, cross your arms over your chest and say "That will be $3.99 a minute if you want to talk to them."
2. If your significant other says you can NEVER cut your hair, cut some of their hair off when they're sleeping. When they bitch in the morning, simply tell them that you had to cut SOMETHING…and better hair than….
3. If you find that you can't walk anywhere without people admiring your ass, find the next person who is blatantly staring and just go rub it all over them. They'll be in such shock, they'll forget why they were staring in the first place.

Ok, those suggestions are meant to be taken humorously, but if you try them out, PLEASE come back and let us know about it. And on a serious note, don't let someone take advantage of you for ONE part of your body. Age comes to everyone eventually, and you won't have all that hair or perky breasts or a tight rear end. Find someone with class and who respects you for who you are, no matter what they look like. Best of luck to everyone!

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