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  With Un Real Virtuality

I saw this phrase on a T-shirt and thought I would share it with you.

Prayer for the Stressed:

Grant me the serenity to assept the things that I canot change, the courage to change the things that I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
And help me to remember, when I am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to tick me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to raise my finger and fly'em the bird.
Amen.
Hope you liked it. :o)
urv2k 11/2/2k

 

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