Good Day. I would like to
thank Un_real_Virtuality for the 1 and a half years he ran this
feature. He’s a
class act. I
however am not. But
seriously thank you Un.
Well I guess it’s time for
the introductory installment of my incoherent ramblings.
You may remember me from former articles of alcohol-induced
gibberish such as beer and guns, sluts on stage, and fat chicks in
spandex. Well I promise to make my future articles as disappointing as
my last articles.
Well Christmas has finally
come and gone, and by the time this is posted most people will just be
waking up on their bathroom floors.
Men everywhere will be screaming as the beer goggles wear off
and they wake up next to the loch ness monster.
On the flip side fat chicks everywhere will be smiling as they
thank god for beer and giant new years parties.
Gotta love new years, the one day of the year you can make out
with all your friends wives and not end up in a fist fight in the
parking lot. So enjoy the
hangover and don’t check the mail, cus you will just have an
aneurysm when you get the Christmas bills and see just how broke you
really are. Then you
realize you will be spending the rest of the year trying to pay off
the Christmas debts only to start over again next year……..
So did everyone get what they wanted.
I never, why won’t Santa ever leave a pound of dope and three
prostitutes under my tree. Is
that too much to ask, Oh
well maybe next year.
like to wrap things up with a salute to my new hero mike.
I just checked out his web site and there is some sick,
twisted, truly funny stuff on there. Well at least my warped mind
found it funny. So if your not a little P.C bleeding heart wussy check
it out http://www.mikeoverbeck.com/osama/diplomacy.html
Well I guess this ones done
but remember spandex is a privilege not a right, so long and remember
to keep it out of your bum eh